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Created on 2009-05-20 00:22:54 (#367425), last updated 2013-12-06 (606 weeks ago)
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| Name: | sauron |
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| Location: | (states/regions/territories), United Kingdom |
I am the Dark Lord of Middle-earth - that is all you need to know.
See this eye? According to the elven chronicles it is mine and I am disembodied. This is a base lie! It is Saruman's eye, which I plucked from his head while he was relaxing upside down, suspended by the ankles, in the fun room.
I can tell you that he was most surprised and even a little miffed. How we all laughed at him! Holidaying with a Dark Lord is always a memorable experience!
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